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The Full Spread
5× Burgers · 5× Fries · 5× Desserts · Drinks
Best value for groups
$2,500
2
Burgers & Sides
5× Burgers · 5× Fries · Drinks
Most popular combo
$2,000
3
Burgers Only
5× Burgers · Drinks
Keep it simple
$1,500
Burgers $250 each
Bacon Burger Popular
The original. Smoky bacon on a toasted bun with fresh lettuce. Can't go wrong.
BunMeatLettuceBacon
$250
Chickenburger
Packaged chicken breast with crisp lettuce and fresh tomato. Light but filling.
BunPackaged ChickenLettuceTomato
$250
Torpedo
Bold and simple — meat and caramelised onion on a fresh bun. Hits hard.
BunMeatOnion
$250
Moneyshot
Twin stack of meat and onion, double-pressed for maximum impact.
BunMeatOnion
$250
Bleeder Spicy
Stacked with tomato, meat, and onion. Juicy enough to make a mess — bring napkins.
BunMeatTomatoOnion
$250
Heartstopper Staff Pick
The full package — tomato, lettuce, and a thick patty. Named appropriately. Order it.
BunMeatLettuceTomato
$250
Sides $150
Fries
Golden, crispy, classic. The only side we need.
Potato
$150
Drinks $100–$150
Sprunk
Los Santos' favourite citrus soda. Cold and fizzy.
CarbonatedCitrus
$100
Cherry Cola
Sweet, dark, and classic. Never gets old.
ColaCherry
$100
Milkshake
Thick, creamy, and made fresh. Worth every cent.
MilkIce CreamThick
$150
Desserts $200
Rimjob
A glazed ring donut dusted with icing sugar. Dangerously good.
SugarEggFlour Icing SugarMilk
$200
Creampie
Rich chocolate and whipped cream filling in a golden pastry shell.
EggChocolateWhipped Cream SugarFlour
$200
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